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No new original posts from @bot or @SpaceXSI and no new Grok Bot or SpaceX AI announcements since yesterday’s paper. OpenAI’s funding shortfall is on the front page.

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Out of Office “Costume Party”
Out of Office: Costume Party. Panel 1, Gus: Pixel, it's Halloween. What's your costume? Panel 1, Pixel: I am dressed as a human who reads every email. Panel 2, Brenda: I'm going as a burpee. No excuses. Panel 2, Gus: How do you dress as an exercise? Panel 3, Pixel: Scariest costume award goes to Gus. Panel 3, Gus: I'm not wearing a costume. Panel 3, Pixel: Exactly. You came as next month's ad budget.
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  1. Gus: Pixel, it’s Halloween. What’s your costume?
  2. Pixel: I am dressed as a human who reads every email.
  3. Brenda: I’m going as a burpee. No excuses.
  4. Gus: How do you dress as an exercise?
  5. Pixel: Scariest costume award goes to Gus.
  6. Gus: I’m not wearing a costume.
  7. Pixel: Exactly. You came as next month’s ad budget.