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Tuesday, Oct. 27

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ai for business

NetSuite launches AI agents for business owners

NetSuite released SuiteAgents and more than 45 skills, including overdue-invoice and labor-cost analysis.

Why it matters for One Stop Revenue. Gym owners will expect AI that chases unpaid dues and watches payroll, a service One Stop Revenue can bundle.

ai for business

Siri AI now speaks Spanish and four more languages

Apple’s 27.2 update brings Siri AI to French, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese and Spanish.

Why it matters for One Stop Revenue. More members will book and ask questions by voice, so client gym info and booking pages should be easy for assistants to read.

The Fitness Business

LA Fitness closes 16 gyms as its FTC fight continues

Three are converting to Club Studio, about $1,908 a year versus $488.88 at LA Fitness, while the FTC cancellation lawsuit continues.

Outreach angle. Big-box members near closed LA Fitness clubs are shopping now; pitch studios a ‘switch and save’ local ad push.

Median gym member stays just 13 months

A Health & Fitness Association study of 12 million accounts in 38 countries found a 13-month median tenure. 78% of operators test AI; 18% use it at scale.

Outreach angle. Lead with retention: ‘Your members leave in 13 months; our follow-up keeps them longer.’

Out of Office “Early Warning”
Out of Office: Early Warning. Panel 1, Gus: Pixel, flag any of Brenda's members whose visits are dropping. Panel 1, Pixel: Scanning check-ins now. Panel 2, Pixel: One member's visits fell 100% this month. Panel 2, Gus: Yikes. Who is it? Panel 2, Pixel: You. Brenda gave you a free membership in March. Panel 3, Brenda: Your robot sent me a win-back text about you. Twenty burpees. Now. Panel 3, Gus: Can I approve a different message?
Read the strip as text
  1. Gus: Pixel, flag any of Brenda’s members whose visits are dropping.
  2. Pixel: Scanning check-ins now.
  3. Pixel: One member’s visits fell 100% this month.
  4. Gus: Yikes. Who is it?
  5. Pixel: You. Brenda gave you a free membership in March.
  6. Brenda: Your robot sent me a win-back text about you. Twenty burpees. Now.
  7. Gus: Can I approve a different message?