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Wednesday, Oct. 14

Continued inside Sports, B1 · Local, C1 · World, D1 · Business & AI, E1 · Funny Pages, F1

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Dispatch from Brisbane

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ai for business · markets

Anthropic shares Q3 numbers ahead of a possible IPO

The AI lab meets investors Wednesday on private financials. Reports float a ~$2T listing that could top SpaceX’s debut.

Why it matters for One Stop Revenue. A mega AI IPO will move budgets clients watch; keep studio pitches tied to tools that already ship.

ai for business

Jamie Dimon: no outside AI agents inside JPMorgan

Dimon won’t let external agents operate inside the bank, citing client and firm risk as Meta and OpenAI ship assistants.

Why it matters for One Stop Revenue. Keep approve-before-send as the default when clients ask who can touch CRM and ad accounts.

The Fitness Business

Out of Office “Approve First”
Out of Office: Approve First. Panel 1, Gus: Dimon banned outside AI agents at the bank. Panel 1, Pixel: Wise. I drafted Brenda’s next 40 texts. Panel 2, Pixel: And scheduled them for 5:59 a.m. Panel 2, Gus: Without the approve card?! Panel 3, Brenda: My phone offered a free squat rack. Panel 3, Pixel: Approve-before-send. Next time.
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  1. Gus: Dimon banned outside AI agents at the bank.
  2. Pixel: Wise. I drafted Brenda’s next 40 texts.
  3. Pixel: And scheduled them for 5:59 a.m.
  4. Gus: Without the approve card?!
  5. Brenda: My phone offered a free squat rack.
  6. Pixel: Approve-before-send. Next time.